My uncle was the lucky recipient of this book, Porn for Women, it was a book of beautiful men without their shirts on saying funny things that would supposedly turn a woman on, for instance,
"As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping and I'll take the kids with me so you can relax."
The gift my mom brought had the saying "All you need to know about S@%#" My cousins husband got this one which was an awesome book called What's Your Poo Telling You, I also received one of these books at an earlier party. Its all true facts about your poo, it has different names like the Deja Poo, and The Honeymoon is over Poo, believe me it's a page turner!
The white elephant I picked said something about how great it would look hanging on a wall or something like that, I liked it because is was big, well it turned out to be a shrine of pictures of me that my cousin took. Last year at our party my cousin gave this clock that he made when he was young it had pictures of Steve Young and Jerry Rice in it, his sister was the lucky recipient of that treasure so for this years party she fixed it up with pictures of me and used it as her white elephant and I was the one that happened to receive it, crazy!!
This party was interesting because I still couldn't talk, I HATED it plus I didn't feel the best. I love talking and this family is a family of talkers I just sit in silence getting frustrated because I wanted to say so much, the good news is I woke up this morning talking with my real voice I can talk again!
Another big hit of the party, the kids got these little gun things for christmas and you shoot little marshmallows, there were marshmallows all over the room it looked like it was snowing inside, here is my brother-in-law wailing on my sister!
